| The next day, after a rather disappointing
breakfast at the hotel, we went off to Bloomsbury to see the British
Library and British Museum. I guided everyone to the BL, and then
quickly walked to my room a block away and back. It's funny to me
that not everyone thinks that the BL is absolutely the coolest place
on earth - Dominic seemed to like it, but Nicki and Karen were very
unimpressed. We walked from the BL to the BM, cutting across pretty
Russell Square. It's not far walk really, and taking the tube wouldn't
make it any shorter. However, the gimps were pretty tired out from
this short walk, and I felt more than a little bad for making the
walk it. It's just that there's not really better way to get between
the two places. Anyway, so we took little rest when we got there
and took the required pictures in the courtyard.
Since everyone wasn't that into seeing a lot of antiquities, I
guided everyone to the famous stuff like the Rosetta Stone and the
Parthenon Marbles. The Rosetta Stone cracks me up because it's not
really that interesting if you can't read the languages written
on it, but there's a huge crowd of people trying to get a look at
it 24/7. We all enjoyed the Marbles, and everyone began to understand
my constant wondering, "How did they get it here?" It was also nice
to have other people agree with me that the V&A is better and more
interesting museum than the BM. Maybe I could get the V&A to adopt
me, and I could live there?
After the BM, we went over to Covent Garden for more shopping and
wandering around. I suggested we grab some lunch from Marks & Spencer
and eat in the market's courtyard. Everyone thought this was a great
idea, until Nicki and Karen realized that I intended for us to sit
on the curb and then they were a bit dubious about the idea. But,
we sat down, and had a very pleasant lunch watching the people go
by. After lunch, we shopped around the markets and such. Nicki and
Karen really liked the Transport Museum Shop (we just popped into
the shop, since I doubted that they would enjoy the museum), and
I think Nicki's still debating about getting a really cute poster
that's a reproduction of one of the 1920s Tube posters. Dominic
got some really fun t-shirts at market.
After all this shopping, we took the Tube over to the Tower of
London to meet up with Alison, Karen's sister, and her crew. The
crew consisted of some of the younger members of the family who
live in the London suburbs and Alison's daughter, Rachel. I think
Dominic was happy to be back in the company of teenagers after being
with us all day. The Tower of London costs a pretty pound to get
in, but it is really neat. The place is run by the Yeoman Warders,
also known as the Beefeaters because they were given a daily ration
of beef (a great luxury) in the seventeenth-century. They and their
families live within the Tower precincts, and they give very fun
tours and such. The Tower is actually several towers with the oldest
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prisoners entered by boat via the Traitor's Gate |
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The most interesting parts of the Tower
to me were the Crown Jewels and the White Tower. We went first to
the Crown Jewels in the Waterloo Block. It sounds kind of lame,
going to look at some jewels, but it was actually really neat. They
have the building set up kind of like a Disney ride in that you
wind through the building and see some less interesting objects
as you're waiting in line so that you don't end up standing still
a lot and are well entertained. We saw all sorts of things from
the royal maces (some of which were not in the cases because they
were being used) to the coronation robes, which look very heavy.
Before you get to the room with the jewels, you enter a room with
three large screens playing a looping video of Queen Elizabeth's
coronation that has those Disney bars in place to make the line
snake around the room. All the Brits very obediently queue up and
watch the video while they're waiting, but several groups of French
people shoved their way through the line. I'm beginning to think
that you can tell a person's nationality by the way they stand (or
don't) in lines. Maybe I should write about it;-)
When you enter the crown jewel room, you get on one of the moving
walkways on either side of the cases. It's a very nice design. It
keeps everyone moving, but moves everyone slowly enough to allow
you to really get a good look at each object. The crown jewels themselves
are absolutely beautiful, especially under the skillful lighting
that picks up every sparkle. I really liked seeing the different
crowns from Queen Victoria's small diamond crown to the Crown of
India, which was made once India started asserting independence
in a big way. We, of course, went to the special Crown Jewels gift
shop, which has both really cheap plastic versions of the crowns
and a really posh line of jewelry related to the jewels. |
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Nicki in front of one of the royal guards who keep
watch over the crown jewels |

the tower where the jewels are housed
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| We then wandered over to the Bloody Tower
and Beauchamp Tower, which housed very famous prisoners. Some of these
wealthy folks commissioned masons to do graffiti for them on the tower
walls. If you ever go, be aware that seeing the interesting parts
of these towers takes _a lot_ of climbing narrow circular staircases.
The most interesting tower, I thought, was the White Tower (the oldest
building). It houses an amazing collection of amour, including one
set that was "let out" as Henry VIII got huskier and has perhaps the
biggest codpiece I've ever seen. |
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the White Tower |

the Beauchamp Tower
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As we were leaving the
tower, we stopped to ask one of the Beefeaters a question and, as
it turns out, he was from Sunderland. Alison knew it as soon as
he started talking because of this accent. I think it's very interesting
how specific British accents are and how fine a ear most Brits have
for them. I can tell the difference in accent between someone from
south Georgia and someone from Atlanta, but I wouldn't know what
town because our accents don't vary as much.
After we left the Tower, we all sort of lounged in
the sun as we tried to decide on what to do for dinner. The problem
being that we were now a rather large group and not every place
could fit us in. We decided to take the Tube to Piccadilly, as there
are a lot of places to choose from there. When we got to Piccadilly,
no one seemed to really have an idea where to go and we sort of
stood there for a while trying to figure out where to go. By the
time we finally got going again, I was starting to get really hungry.
That, combined with the press of people on the streets, made me
start to get that I'm-about-to-faint feeling. I said as much to
Nicki. She took one look at my face, and told everyone that we going
to eat at the Italian place we happened to be standing next to.
As it ended up, everyone was interested in eating at the place,
so we all went in. The food was really good and the dessert was
super-yummy, but the most interesting part of the place was how
the young man who was manager ordered around the two young girls
who did most of the serving - he ran a very tight ship, to say the
least. After dinner, our group split up, promising to meet for at
Harrods the next morning.
When we got back to the hotel, I went downstairs with
my computer and very happily used the hotel's WiFi. Nicki and Karen
joined me and used my computer to check their email and, as Nicki
says, their "finances" so they would know exactly how much they
could spend tomorrow, their last day in London. |
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